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Why SEM’s Are Like Transformers

Ever wonder what Search Engine Marketers and Transformers have in common? Well, you won’t have to wonder for too much longer. I’m about to share some fun and entertaining similarities between the two. Seriously, if you think about it, there’s actually quite a few things that make SEM’s like Transformers.

Why SEM’s Are Like Transformers

Note: This is intended for fun and enjoyment, so if you find yourself changing shape while you are reading at your desk, it’s either a mild hallucination or you are a really big Transformers nerd, like me.

SEM’s often never sleep, like Protectors
SEM’s often change roles, like Protectors
SEM’s often drink fuel, like Protectors
SEM’s often fight for a cause, like Protectors
SEM’s help people, like Protectors
SEM’s gather to discuss missions, like Protectors
SEM’s travel near and far, like Protectors
SEM’s love a challenge, like Protectors

Here are a couple of the similarities between Spammers and Transformers.

Spammers disregard the greater good, like Destroyers
Spammers change strategies often, like Destroyers
Spammers hide behind funny nicknames, like Destroyers
Spammers disrupt the greater good, like Destroyers
Spammers attempt to beat the good, like Destroyers
Spammers will go to great lengths to win, like Destroyers

Which side will you choose? To protect or destroy?
Optimus Prime SEM Megatron Spammer

I am anxious to see what other similarities our readers can contribute. If you can think of any similarities between SEM’s and Protectors or common factors shared by Spammers and Destroyers, please leave a comment. Can’t wait to see what you all come up with, should be fun.